classist fashion and design trends would be immediately copied and distributed widely, thereby stripping them of their absurd power. either that or they would just be mocked ruthlessly.

getting 8 hours of sleep would be mandatory, so you could just come to work later if you were up late with acid reflux, existential angst, a baby, or ... whatever keeps you up at night.

food would be nutritious again.

people would actually be paid to do things like write, play music, and make art. these are incredibly labor-intensive undertakings, which we take for granted and sell-short in our current economy.